Where are the socks and the Mozzarepas?

We went to a street fair today and unlike street fairs in the civilized part of the world, things that make a street fair a street fair were missing. If you have ever experienced a proper street fair (read: one in the city that is five counties) there are things that are absolutely essential to the experience.

At a proper street fair, there are always several vendors selling socks. If you ever need socks and don't want to pay a lot, just go to a street fair. In hell, no sock stalls were to be found.

There are several food items that ensure a street fair experience - grill roasted corn, fried Oreos, and of course Mozzarepas. None of these guilty pleasures were to be found, although they did have beer.

We of course were not shocked that the residents of hell could not organize a proper street fair, however we did need some new socks and we were quite annoyed at the lack of hosiery.